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Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Hu is Leading China?



Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
Bush: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi:: Hu is the new leader of China.
Bush: That's what I want to know.
Condi:: That's what I'm telling you.
Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi:: Yes.
Bush: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi:: Hu.
Bush: The guy in China.
Condi:: Hu.
Bush: The new leader of China.
Condi:: Hu.
Bush: The Chinaman!
Condi:: Hu is leading China.
Bush: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi:: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi:: That's the man's name.
Bush: That's who's name?
Condi:: Yes.
Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi:: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi:: That's correct.
Bush: Then who is in China?
Condi:: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir is in China?
Condi:: No, sir.
Bush: Then who is?
Condi:: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir?
Condi:: No, sir.
Bush: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi:: Kofi?
Bush: No, thanks.
Condi:: You want Kofi?
Bush: No.
Condi:: You don't want Kofi.
Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi:: Yes, sir.
Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi:: Kofi?
Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi:: And call who?
Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi:: Hu is the guy in China.
Bush: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi:: Yes, sir.
Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi:: Kofi.
Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi:: Rice, here.
Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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3 Comments:

At 2:16 PM, April 06, 2005, Jenny Rose said...

Funny stuff!! a la SNL!

 
At 2:40 PM, April 06, 2005, Nam LaMore said...

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At 10:59 AM, April 09, 2005, Anonymous said...

Pretty good! I enjoyed that 'update' to a classic!

 

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